Podquisition 578: Choose Your Own Podcast Adventure

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We are so focused. Games we played this week include:(0:12:00) Chromagun 2(0:17:50) Crisol: Theater of Idols(0:31:05) Relooted(0:38:15) Bionic Commander (2009)(0:50:15) All Will Rise(0:54:15) High on Life 2(1:08:45) God of War: Sons of Sparta(1:10:55) Romeo is a Dead Man --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com. Photo Credit: Sterilgutassistentin / CC BY 3.0

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:05.0	Bah, ma, ba, ba, da.
0:06.0	Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.0	I don't, I don't. There's a headache threatening, but I reckon I can keep it up by.
0:27.7	Well, I worsened any potential headache by trying really hard to come up with a bit for today's podcast.
0:37.4	I had the nucleus of an idea, but there's no playing. really hard to come up with a bit for today's podcast.
0:41.8	I had the nucleus of an idea, but there's no play in it.
0:45.4	Well, give us, give it to us and see if we can find any play in it. Right, okay.
0:49.7	Rob Schneider, plus something funny.
0:54.7	I don't think that's possible.
0:56.9	You see, that's one of my fears with bringing this to the table,
1:03.1	is this sounds like the bit.
1:05.8	This sounds like the very obvious bit of,
1:09.5	I can't think of anything funny for Rob Schneider.
1:13.2	Well, nor could Adam Sandler, like that kind of thing.
1:17.9	But I legit wanted to make fun of Rob Schneider because he's a cunt.
1:24.2	And couldn't think of anything.
1:26.3	The only two ideas I had was one, spiders pouring out of his ass and he's dick and he's
1:36.1	really upset by it and every now and then a crab forces its way out.
1:40.5	And the other one was him just seriously masturbating.
1:44.1	Like nothing funny about it. He's not even cryingating. Like, nothing funny about it.
1:45.6	He's not even crying.
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