Podquisition 561: The Impressionists We Get

Jimquisition

Leisure, Video Games, Leisure:video Games

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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We deserve a better class of criminal. Games we played this week include:(0:16:15) Pokémon Legends: Z-A(0:29:35) Little Witch in the Woods(0:33:35) Ghost of Yotei(0:47:25) Xenotilt--- News things talked about in this episode: (0:49:00) Hacker who claimed to have hit The Pokémon Company seems to have the goodshttps://www.eurogamer.net/another-devastating-pokemon-leak-reveals-plans-for-future-games-but-its-the-reported-development-budgets-that-have-left-players-stunned (0:50:55) Ubisoft canceled Assassin’s Creed set in Reconstruction Era US out of fearhttps://www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubisoft-cancelled-a-post-civil (0:58:35) Survey finds majority of video game players buy two or fewer games a yearhttps://www.eurogamer.net/if-you-buy-more-than-two-new-games-a-year-youre-in-the-minority-new-report-reveals --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:04.7	I'm not, blah, bad, bad, blah.
0:06.5	Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.1	I don't, I don't.
0:12.3	I'm thinking about kindabar Berra again.
0:25.5	Uh-oh.
0:26.0	Yeah?
0:26.8	Yeah, I'm annoyed again.
0:29.2	I have lost track of all the places.
0:34.3	Both in terms of online media and in general life,
0:39.2	I've lost track of all the places where I've slagged off Hannah Barbera.
0:44.5	I have been doing it since before Conrad knew me,
0:50.0	I've been doing this since I was a teenager, I think.
0:54.5	I think in my early teens is when I started yelling a statement I have yelled,
1:00.9	well, for as long as I've, you know, ever since I've been a teenager,
1:04.9	and I have yelled this constantly over the years,
1:07.2	which is that Scooby-Doo was not funny and not scary.
1:12.0	It failed as a comedy and a horror.
1:14.1	And Hannabar Bearer, both of them, should be put in jail.
1:19.4	Not just for failing with Scooby-Doo, and make no mistake, it was a creative failure.
1:26.2	They should also go to jail for plagiarism because i don't know how
1:33.4	making a character a cat or a caveman lets you get away with wholesale creative theft. It's parody.
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