Podquisition 551: Offices of Legal, Legal, and Legal

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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A name you can trust Games we played this week include:(0:06:30) Evil Dead: Regeneration(0:12:05) Powerwash Simulator 2(0:16:30) Adventures of Elliot(0:26:05) Heat: Pedal to the Metal(0:36:20) Bridge Command(0:41:20) Empty Epsilon(0:42:30) Detroit: Become Human(0:57:10) Nubby’s Number Factory(0:58:30) Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking--- News things talked about in this episode:(1:01:50) Assassin’s Creed Black Flag voice actor didn’t understand phones (1:04:00) Microsoft crows about Game Pass revenues despite massive layoffshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jul/29/mastercard-visa-backlash-adult-games-removed-online-stores-steam-itchio-ntwnfb (1:05:40) Raven Software gets its union contracthttps://www.eurogamer.net/pokemon-stadium-alike-new-game-pokemon-champions-gets-a-2026-release-date-in-new-action-packed-gameplay-trailer (1:06:55) Mastercard claims they have nothing to do with censoring gameshttps://www.videogamer.com/news/after-laying-off-9000-employees-killing-projects-and-closing-studios-microsoft-ceo-says-the-company-is-thriving-as-success-is-not-about-longevity-but-re/ (1:16:25) Indie dev tells players to pirate instead of playing Roblox knock-offhttps://www.eurogamer.net/peak-developers-would-rather-you-pirate-its-game-than-play-roblox-microtransaction-riddled-ripoff-slop (1:17:35) Nintendo won’t let Japanese speedrun even play their games https://www.eurogamer.net/japans-biggest-charity-speedrunning-event-wont-have-nintendo-games-because-nintendo-couldnt-help-but-nintendo --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, Podquisition listener, Conrad here, just letting you know that Steph sounds like she's calling in on a phone because she was calling in from a phone.
0:08.1	She'll explain it, but I just wanted you to know that your ears are functioning according to whatever your normal is.
0:14.1	Enjoy the show.
0:15.5	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the desk pile.
0:20.3	Oh, ha, ha, hey, I've literally just received an email as we're starting recording the episode.
0:42.4	Uh-oh.
0:42.7	And, uh, I've received a spam email right this moment.
0:49.8	Let me, let me just read to you from this very official email I've received.
0:54.2	Is it very official? It's very official email I've received. Is it very official?
0:55.8	It's very official. I'll tell you how official it is when I get there.
1:00.1	Spoilers, very official.
1:02.8	Roblox abuse claims.
1:05.0	Take legal action against Roblox.
1:07.8	Oh.
1:08.7	If your child experienced inappropriate behavior on Roblox, you may qualify for legal help and
1:13.6	compensation.
1:15.4	Roblox was meant to be fun and secure, but online platforms can be misused by people who
1:19.7	intend to manipulate or hurt kids, causing emotional trauma, and leaving families confused.
1:24.6	Legal support may be available for your family.
1:30.3	And the link goes to legal.legal.legal.com. Amazing. You know it's the shit. That's three, that's three times the
1:41.5	normal legal. Right? I, look, I saw this. And the way it was formatted, I was like, there's no way this is a real Right? Look, I saw this.
1:44.5	And the way it was formatted, I was like, there's no way this is a real thing.
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