Podquisition 547: Spread ‘Em

Jimquisition

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🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We’ve got some thinking to do. Games we played this week include:(0:23:25) Tamagatchi Plaza(0:41:55) Dead Rising Remastered (0:45:45) Death Stranding 2(0:47:20) Chance’s Lucky Escape(0:49:15) Tiny Turnip(0:50:50) Cyberpunk 2077--- News things talked about in this episode: (1:05:25) Nintendo confirms everyone’s greatest fear https://www.uniladtech.com/gaming/nintendo-concerning-announcement-switch-affect-40-million-people-689424-20250701 (1:10:30) Two Point Museum will get some DLChttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/strategy/two-point-museums-first-dlc-adds-a-fantasy-flourish-to-your-exhibitions-letting-you-display-mimic-chests-a-giant-d20-and-a-chicken-statue-that-turns-people-into-poultry/ (1:12:55) Netherlands suing Sony for perceived monopoly regarding limited access to disc-based gameshttps://www.gamesindustry.biz/sony-faces-dutch-lawsuit-over-artificially-high-playstation-prices (1:16:00) Nintendo in trouble with Brazil over ability to remotely brick Switch 2 consoleshttps://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/07/nintendos-ability-to-ban-switch-2-consoles-has-landed-it-in-hot-water (1:18:10) Wheelchair basketball game Drag x Drive likely won’t have local multiplayerhttps://www.eurogamer.net/nintendos-switch-2-game-drag-x-drive-appears-to-not-support-local-multiplayer --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:06.5	Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.1	I don't, I don't.
0:12.4	I don't. So, I like sometimes to kick these shows off by giving you a little glimpse into my mind.
0:30.5	Sort of pulling back the curtain, you know?
0:33.2	Yeah, parting the thighs, you know.
0:37.1	Just, just...
0:38.3	Yeah, sorry.
0:44.3	Did you get distracted because you talked about opening the thighs and just that was you gone?
0:50.1	Yeah, basically my brain was then like, should we carry that on?
0:53.8	No, we shouldn't, because you,
0:56.2	you jumped straight to thighs.
0:58.2	I was going to ask, is that where you keep your mind,
1:00.4	is between your thighs?
1:02.5	Well, I mean, I do think with what's there a fair bit.
1:11.3	Oh, God, this is way better than what I was going to talk about.
1:16.2	We've jumped onto a better line of discussion.
1:19.4	But yeah, that pause was because I was like, you know what, we could carry that on.
1:24.2	But after part of the thighs, I had to lick the crack crack, which isn't affecting. It's not pertinent.
1:31.4	Between the two ways that I could get some insight and go inside your mind, I'd rather part the thighs than lick the crack if I'm honest.
1:38.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah. People do tend to go for that option.
1:43.0	You know, personal preferences.
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