Podquisition 536: Chimp Gel

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Keep 'em gelled! Games we played this week include: Mario Kart World (21:20) Metroid Prime 4 (24:25) Look Outside (30:10) Two Point Museum (43:15) Drag x Drive (46:45) Donkey Kong Bananza (54:10) Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (58:50) Civilization 7 (1:10:10) Cyberpunk 2077 (1:11:40) Street Fighter 6 (1:14:35) --- News things talked about in this episode: Minecraft Movie director loves when his audience makes theater workers miserable (1:14:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/a-minecraft-movie-director-defends-popcorn-throwing-chicken-jockey-chaos-says-viewers-just-having-a-true-party --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com. Photo Credit: Tambako the Jaguar / CC BY-ND https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/

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0:00.0	So, hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:04.7	So, apologies to the listeners.
0:11.0	So apologies to the listeners, yet again for the absence of a much hyped special guest.
0:32.6	Puevo's Concave, the inventor of chimp paste.
0:36.6	I booked him under the impression that he had innovated a paste for chimps.
0:43.2	And it turns out it's a paste of chimps.
0:47.7	And I've got animal cruelty, like, like, Peter and all that.
0:52.2	Like, I've got them hanging over my head.
0:54.5	And considering I already made those bricks out of geese,
0:58.7	I've just got a...
0:59.7	I can't take chances.
1:01.3	Well, don't stress about it.
1:02.8	I did see the message in the chat
1:04.8	that chimp paste wasn't going to work out.
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:07.8	So I'll bring them over in a second.
1:09.7	I got Grimble-Simble over the inventor of Chimp Gel, which I have been assured is gel for
1:16.7	chimps as opposed to made out of chimps.
1:18.4	That is gel for the application of chimps.
1:22.7	You apply the gel to the chips.
1:24.4	Right, right.
1:25.8	Thank God.
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