I'd like to put your middle to the test now

I'd like to talk about this

I'd like to talk about this week's obsession, if I may.

If I may have the floor momentarily.

I feel at this point it would be rude to not let you, you know, this far into

poxosition, it'd be a change of form.

You'd just be like, right, no, no, you don't get, you don't get that beginning bit,

that weird, unfunny monologue you do at the beginning. You can't have the beginning bit, but it can't be about a thing you're interested in. That's been taken off the, no, no, no, this week will permit it. What you're obsessed with? Right, the ultimate warrior. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm looking at a giff of him right now. He looks wrong.

Well, he was, like, all hopped up on everything. That was a guy who loved a drug.

The biggest drug that he was on was the ultimate warrior.

What better drug could you be on?

I mean, what would you rather be on?

What else would you expect?

Like, I brought up some quotes from his promos that WWF aired on TV.

This guy was beloved by kids, right? I didn't get to watch a lot of wrestling as a child.

I loved The ultimate warrior.

I had a figure.

His arms moved back and sprung forward so he could throw the big boss man who was another

toy we had.

But I've just become obsessed with this guy that can't wrestle for shit and is just so

confusing and yet became a huge star temporarily

and would say things like dig your claws into my organs stretch into my tendons bury your

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