Podquisition 453: Door Trekkin

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Painful payoff. Games we played this week include: Star Trucker (8:00) Pizza Possum (11:20) Immortals of Aveum (13:25) Bomb Rush Cyberfunk (24:00) Jackbox Party Pack 10 (32:00) Sonic Superstars (39:55) WrestleQuest (43:40) S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 (52:20) Black Myth Wukong (54:10) Homeworld 3 (58:35) Billie Bust Up (1:00:45) Space Boat (1:03:16) Sea of Stars (1:05:15) Goodbye Volcano High (1:08:20) --- News things talked about in this episode: Bethesda didn’t give Starfield review code to many UK publications (1:12:40) https://www.eurogamer.net/eurogamer-and-bethesda-starfield Black Myth Wukong developer’s CEO has made some weird, sexually inappropriate posts (1:15:50) https://www.resetera.com/threads/black-myth-wukong-developers-sexist-culture-and-sexually-explicit-remarks.474300/ Mortal Kombat 1 adds audio descriptors for fatalities (1:23:15) https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2023/08/mortal-kombat-1-ps5-has-gruesomely-descriptive-audio-fatalities Microsoft’s Xbox X/S parity requirements begin to erode with Baldur’s Gate 3 (1:25:30) https://www.vg247.com/baldurs-gate-3-could-still-get-split-screen --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter/Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your mirror to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, my, no, my,
0:06.0	hey, don't you know you're raising you with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh. Good news.
0:14.0	Good news. So, good news, good news, yeah.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	I got the door, that we talked about last week.
0:30.0	You found a door.
0:31.0	I had the match. Bad news. I didn't get Kid Bandit through the door.
0:39.8	No? Good news though. To temper that, good news. Kid Band it didn't put me through the door.
0:47.2	Oh, okay. All right. So one of you put yourself through the door.
0:51.9	I went through the door. I'll give you that. I went through the door. I'll submit that to the court.
0:59.7	I may have propped her up on it after staple gunning Uggio cards to her head and she may have got out of the way
1:08.0	When I went barreling towards her with a wheel kick and went through the door that snapped clean in half.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:21.0	Also, congratulations to be... Yeah, uh, also congrats to Phoenix for working on that dot to make sure it would be the loudest
1:28.1	fucking snap on earth as as I cleanly broke the door in half and it snapped over me, like the jaws of an alligator.
1:37.0	And that was immediately before Kid Bandit put a trash can in front of my face,
1:46.8	climbed the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring and flew across and drop kicked it into my head.
1:53.0	Then we, well, at the end, we each had a polka ball, we circled each other, we threw the polka balls and I can't wait to see how it turned out
2:07.6	because each polka ball exploded in a shower of thumbtacks that covered the ring and if that eventual clip does not make it on the rounds on wrestling Twitter. I will call shenanigans because it was gorgeous. Went through a table, obviously, got attacked by Bob's I Blarshark.
2:33.0	All that is to say that the Dore I spoke of last week
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