Podquisition 452: Doorway to Heaven

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Oh, did you expect it to be opened first? Games we played this week include: Atlas Fallen (5:50) Baldur’s Gate 3 (6:45) SnowRunner (23:25) Vampire Survivors (30:25) PowerWash Simulator (38:30) --- News things talked about in this episode: MS to sell 15 years of streaming rights for ABK games to Ubisoft if merger succeeds (40:50) https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-submits-revised-activision-blizzard-takeover-deal-2023-8 Charles Martinet announces retirement from voice acting for Nintendo (45:50) https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/mario-voice-actor-retires-charles-martinet-nintendo-1235701097/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter/Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh. I've got a wrestling match on on.
0:13.0	I'm...
0:15.0	I'm... I'm...
0:20.0	I've got a wrestling match on Saturday, so I have to buy a door.
0:25.0	A door. A door.
0:28.0	You need a door for your wrestling match.
0:30.0	I need a door for my wrestling match.
0:32.0	For your no-DQ wrestling match.
0:35.0	I can't imagine how those two things would be connected.
0:38.0	Yeah, that seems totally unrelated.
0:40.0	I'm going to put someone through it.
0:42.0	I'm putting someone through a fucking door on Saturday. I'm gonna make sure it happens
0:47.8	because someone's got to go through a door and it ain't gonna be me. I mean you could just use it as a fake out you could just like prop it up you know with a little frame
0:56.5	you knock on the door someone opens it to see who's there it's you you've got thumb tacks that was the real surprise
1:01.5	right oh yeah I'm bringing thumb tax don't you worry about that.
1:06.0	I look I on Saturday August 26 for the listeners right in Leeds for true grit wrestling the biggest match of my life
1:16.4	Two of the biggest Trans fem wrestlers in the world are going at it
1:21.4	Myself commander Stephanie Sterling versus the one and only protagonist
1:25.5	kid bandit, right? And like with any special evening I have of an intimate nature. I'm bringing toys.
1:37.0	And those toys, in this case, involve a door and thumb tacks.
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