I've got to put your middle to the test now

I've got a wrestling match it on, so I have to buy a door.

A door.

A door.

You need a door for your wrestling match.

I need a door for my wrestling match.

For your no-d-Q wrestling match.

I can't imagine how those two things would be connected. Yeah, that seems totally unrelated. I'm going to put someone through it. I'm putting someone through a fucking door on Saturday. I'm going to make sure it happens. Because someone's got to go through a door, and it ain't going to be me. I mean, you could just use it as a fake out. You could just like prop it up, you know, with a little frame.

You knock on the door.

Someone opens it to see who's there. It's you. You've got thumbtacks. That was the real surprise. Right? Oh, yeah. I'm bringing thumbs tax. Don't you worry about that. I look, I, on Saturday, August 26th for the listeners, right, in Leeds, for true grit wrestling, the biggest match of my life, two of the biggest trans femme wrestlers in the world are going at it, myself, Commander Stephanie Sterling, versus the one and only protagonist kid bandit, right?

And like with any special evening I have of an intimate nature, I'm bringing toys.

And those toys, in this case, involve a door and thumbtacks.

And sometimes, you know, obviously there was a bit of innuendo there. Sometimes if I'm going to have a sexy evening, doors and thumbtacks. And sometimes, you know, obviously there was a bit of innuendo there.

Sometimes if I'm going to have a sexy evening, doors and thumbtacks might also be involved.

It depends what they're into. Or what we want to put into each other.

Well, I was going to say, you haven't really clarified what the tenor of this evening is going to be by indicating what you're bringing, because that still could just be either way. It really could be. But in this case, we're having a wrestling match. I mean, I might

save the doors and, well, not the door. That'll be fucked. But I might scoop up the thundex and use them

for other purposes. But no, no, no, big, big thing, I've got to source me a door because you don't see them

often in British wrestling.

We still mostly use tables over here.

I'm getting some tables too.

Don't worry about that.

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