Podquisition 437: Expanded Lore

Jimquisition

Leisure, Video Games, Leisure:video Games

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Our Gods are many-armed. Games we played this week include: Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (6:50) Redfall (32:30) Breathedge (44:25) Final Fantasy II (50:15) --- News things talked about in this episode: Call of Duty Warzone DLC goes hard on pay-to-win feature (56:50) https://tech4gamers.com/call-of-duty-warzone-introduces-pay-to-win-dlc/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:06.3	Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.2	Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha ha! Oh!
0:22.6	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:24.6	Well, someone is in a jocular mood.
0:27.6	A challenge! Jock is right, for it is me, Mithril Dick the Magnificent.
0:34.6	Oh, that is quite a title! Yes, it is. I earned this title in the field of battle.
0:43.5	The Battle of the Sevenfold Slaughtered Peasants in which I got half of the bastards.
0:52.6	It was very brave,
0:55.3	very noble.
0:56.3	Reris?
1:01.5	I can I just say the title you have makes you seem like a shadow of Mordor boss.
1:06.7	I can neither confirm nor deny those rumors.
1:09.9	But I am Mithriltic the Magnificent.
1:11.5	Yeah, you are.
1:15.3	I had my penis cut off in a duel.
1:17.0	Oh!
1:21.1	Duel with my hated enemy, the arch-bastard of clunge heap.
1:30.4	He cut my penis off during the traditional dick-measuring portion of our legendary encounter, the seven-day duel in which we dueled for six whole days.
1:34.0	I was going to say that makes your name seem like a little not connected to your situation,
1:39.8	but I'm guessing you got a new one put in its place that's made of MithRil.
1:44.0	It was an incredible coincidence, actually, yes.
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