Podquisition 434: Paleo Pranks

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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We disbelieve. Games we played this week include: Vampire Survivors (10:00) Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood (12:30) Killer7 (20:00) Gunsuit Guardians (40:20) Wildfrost (42.00) VHS Slaughter (46:25) No More Heroes (51:55) --- News things talked about in this episode: YouTuber Pointcrow aggressively targeted by Nintendo over Breath of the Wild mod video (1:06:10) https://www.dexerto.com/legend-of-zelda/pointcrow-pleads-with-nintendo-to-reverse-copyright-strikes-ahead-of-totk-release-2115124/ SEGA to acquire Angry Birds developer Rovio for nefarious purpose (1:10:25) https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/17/23686155/sega-sammy-acquires-rovio-angry-birds-developer-mobile-games Latest Peppa Pig game tells kids the Queen is dead (1:12:10) https://kotaku.com/peppa-pig-game-world-adventures-queen-british-reaction-1850243700 --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Did you know you're messing with the best now?
0:04.0	Did you know that oysters have been around for approximately 15 million years?
0:25.0	15 million?
0:26.9	I'm not going to say I knew the number, but like, I'm not surprised to hear the number.
0:32.3	No, I mean, it's basically a muscle in a, when I say muscle, I in the terms of a a bundle of proteins not a
0:43.8	you know similar uh what what do they call them um um crust because it like a oh yeah a, oh, yeah, I know this.
0:56.7	The range, you know, yeah, the shell, shellfish, shellfish.
1:00.3	That's the word I was looking for, a shellfish.
1:02.3	Why was that so fucking hard?
1:03.7	It has a shell.
1:05.1	It's not really a fish, though.
1:06.6	It's a bundle of proteins.
1:08.2	Like, here's, here's my thought on hearing that age of fish.
1:13.1	Again, not a fish.
1:15.6	If I were just a bundle of goo inside a shell at the bottom of the ocean,
1:20.5	I'm pretty sure that like...
1:22.6	Sorry.
1:24.0	There we go.
1:24.6	There we go, yes.
1:25.2	I was, I knew I knew the word. I knew I knew the word. Yeah. No. Sorry. You could tell me that... No, it's okay. You could tell me that any mollusk had survived since the dawn of time. And I'd be like, yeah. Yeah. No change of environment is ever going to affect the bundle of goo in the hard shell at the bottom of the sea.
1:47.6	Did you know?
1:49.5	I mean, the amount of mileage I got out of that.
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