Podquisition 418: It Was A Year

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Thanks for spending some of it with us. --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:05.0	Oh, bah, ma'am, bad.
0:06.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	Sad.
0:21.6	Yeah?
0:22.6	Sad.
0:23.6	I had a speech prepared for all my friends on this podcast, right?
0:28.6	To say that they're bozos who I don't need anymore because I've got a virtual pet that's also a shrimp.
0:35.6	And it got reset in my pocket somehow so I don't have my shrimp anymore.
0:40.5	Oh no!
0:41.4	You deserve a shrimp.
0:42.8	Right.
0:43.1	I've got to stay friends with all those fucking bozos in my social life.
0:47.2	How many of them are virtual shrimps?
0:50.3	How dare we not be virtual shrimps?
0:52.4	Right.
0:52.9	I've got this fucking sheep, because I accidentally selected sheep.
0:56.0	I don't want this fucking sheep.
0:58.0	Fucking die sheep.
1:00.0	I've now got a spine on the inside rather than the outside. I don't have an exoskeleton. What good am I?
1:06.0	Right. Right? I was gonna abandon all my friends and family and loved ones
1:10.9	and just live on an island with a small plastic egg
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