Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Ah-huh, ah-hoo. So, Conrad, my good friend Conrad, do you want overhand or underhand, do you like a strong grip or something more tender?

Should I be going fast or slow?

Well, if I'm honest, I like a very delicate touch at the start, you know, for the build, you

know, very, very light.

I mean, you do want to finish somewhat fast, but, you know, I mean, it's going to change,

you know, in and out.

I'll signal, don't worry about it.

Tender touch, and then I'll just take your, your, your, your direct. You know what? You know what I'll do? I'll use the app. Yeah. And, and, and connect to the item that you're holding. Yeah. Well, I'm not, I'm not holding it yeah, not holding it in my hands. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Right. And, and, and so that, I could use that to sort of signal the rhythm. Right. Right. Okay. Yeah, you do that. Yeah. Basically, I tell you what, right, I'll pop a, a love vent, vent, butt plug up me. If you download that app, uh that particular one and then if you just slide it

up and down are they are they collecting a lot of data because you know i've got a thing about

data collection on my phone that's true that's true um i'll look into that for you um hello by the way

uh listeners uh if you've just joined us um i'm uh making plans for how Conrad and I are going to celebrate Wank's Giving tomorrow.

It's tomorrow at the time we record when this podcast goes out,

obviously on a Thursday.

This will be up.

Look at you both knowing when Wank's Giving is.

I knew it was this week.

I knew that much.

Yeah, Laura, before the show was asking me how my Wankstgiving was, and I was like, it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow, yeah. He's looping up in prep. I knew that my Dice Funk recording session got canceled yesterday, so I'd assumed yesterday. I forget that Wanksgiving is like a week-long celebration. Yeah. Well, you've got to have the day of prep, you know, or edge day, as we call it.

Yes. week-long celebration. Yeah. Well, you've got to have the day of prep, you know, or edge day, as we call it.

Yes.

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