Podquisition 404: The Genital Line

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Cross it. Games we played this week include: The Secret of Monkey Island / LeChuck’s Revenge (10:00) Return to Monkey Island (16:35) My Time at Sandrock (22:20) Thymesia (29:00) Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (35:40) Ring of Pain (37:30) Wayward Strand (42:35) You Suck at Parking (47:00) Aliens Fireteam Elite (53:40) The Outbound Ghost (56:20) Soulstice (58:00) --- News things talked about in this episode: Twitter account leaking info exposed as YouTuber breaking embargoes (1:02:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/youtuber-slips-up-reveals-he-was-behind-insider-twitter-account-which-leaked-ubisoft-details-and-more Massive leak of GTA VI in-development content hits the interwebs, FBI is on the case (1:05:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/fbi-investigating-hacker-who-claimed-to-have-breached-rockstar-and-uber Microsoft, like a fox, suggest they’d be crazy to take Call of Duty off the PlayStation platform (1:13:25) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/microsoft-activision-acquisition-expected-to-face-deeper-investigations-in-uk-eu Andrew Wilson claims to believe Battlefield could replace Call of Duty as a cross-platform juggernaut (1:15:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/ea-boss-says-questions-over-call-of-duty-exclusivity-tremendous-opportunity-for-battlefield Twitch’s gambling issue flares up again over public incidents, site bans some gambling content (1:16:20) https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/20/23363760/mizkif-trainwreckstv-sexual-harassment-twitch-adrianahlee Call of Duty Warzone 2.0 map has loads of poorly translated Arabic and cultural ignorance (1:23:05) https://www.thegamer.com/warzone-2-0-al-mazrah-city-incorrect-arabic/ Disturbing report shows how Twitch enables child predators to find targets (1:24:00) https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2022-twitch-problem-with-child-predators --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:05.0	And so that is the secret meaning behind vampire survivors.
0:27.0	Oh.
0:27.8	Right?
0:28.8	Okay, yeah.
0:29.7	Well, now it makes a lot of sense.
0:31.3	Exactly.
0:31.8	I wouldn't have assumed before this that it was so genital specific, but like, I'm glad to know that there's that many dicks important in it all.
0:41.2	I mean, I'll be honest,
0:42.7	when I finally finished writing the compendium,
0:45.8	the law Bible for vampire survivors,
0:48.7	I did sit back and think,
0:49.7	you know what, that's almost too many penises.
0:52.9	Almost, but not quite.
0:55.1	Not quite.
0:55.7	That's, I mean, in any writing endeavour, I always think it's important to brush up to the penis
1:01.6	line, but never cross it.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:04.0	Don't cross the penis line.
1:06.1	That's my advice to any young aspiring writers.
1:09.6	Always have genitals. Always. No matter what you're writing,
1:15.2	whether it's Game of Thrones or Telitubbies. Always have genitals. But no, don't have too many.
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