Podquisition 385: Tales Of British Trains
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🗓️ 12 May 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test file. |
| 0:05.0 | You see, a professional would wait for the present rapping behind me to stop before starting, but I am not professional. |
| 0:29.5 | I am impatient and lazy. |
| 0:31.6 | And the moment we're done, I can leave this conversation and wank. |
| 0:36.6 | So that explains that. |
| 0:39.5 | We wouldn't possibly want to delay that in any way, shape, or form. |
| 0:43.3 | That would be a travesty. |
| 0:45.0 | Absolutely not. |
| 0:45.9 | I just appreciate that it's being delayed for the length of the podcast recording. |
| 0:50.6 | I mean, sometimes. |
| 0:53.0 | And I also appreciate not knowing when it is. |
| 0:57.4 | Yeah, like I don't let you know when I'm multitasking, Conrad. |
| 1:01.3 | It's a secret surprise. |
| 1:03.5 | It's a treasure hunt for the listener. |
| 1:05.2 | Can you find in your spots? |
| 1:06.9 | That's what I call my wanks. |
| 1:07.8 | No, my secret surprise. |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, dear. I went on a train yesterday. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, how were British trains for you? I hear you have a bad history with them. |
| 1:19.3 | I have a bad history with them, mostly getting bullied on them. |
| 1:23.5 | Because I don't like British children in general. |
| 1:28.2 | They are, like, having lived in both Britain and America in my life, British children are the rudest, nastiest little twats ever. |
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