Podquisition 382: That’s Not Yogurt!

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Careful what you reach for. Games we played this week include: Two Point Hospital (8:50) Nobody Saves the World (13:15) Cho Aniki (25:50) Pix’n Love Rush (31:00) Pokémon Go (32:40) --- News things talked about in this episode: Sonic Origins needed a table to explain its launch DLC (39.55) https://www.ign.com/articles/sonic-origins-fans-arent-happy-with-locked-off-dlc-content Nintendo of America alleged to have violated worker’s right to unionize (45:30) https://www.axios.com/nintendo-nlrb-complaint-3bb227c7-40c3-40c5-9578-5190e595a00e.html Activision Blizzard surveyed players to gauge interest in crypto and NFTs (50:45) https://gamerant.com/blizzard-nft-survey-online-store/ Square-Enix still determined to shove the blockchain into their games (1:00:35) https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-enixs-president-reiterates-desire-to-make-play-to-earn-blockchain-games/ Hideo Kojima up to his bullshit again, this time about a rumored acquisition by Sony (1:02:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/kojima-insists-kojima-productions-is-independent-after-posting-a-playstation-studios-banner-that-suggests-otherwise Kim Kardashian threatens to sue Roblox after son finds an ad in game for her sex tape (1:06:10) https://kotaku.com/kim-kardashian-roblox-sex-tape-advertisement-experience-1848811161 --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:05.0	The pot-bap-b-bah-ma-dao.
0:07.0	Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.0	Ah-huh.
0:12.0	Ah-hoo. There's a bottle of golden syrup on the desk, and muscle memory keeps compelling me to pick
0:27.4	it up and drink here.
0:28.5	That's a bad idea.
0:29.8	Oh, it's a terrible idea.
0:31.5	It's not my syrup.
0:33.9	So far, I've managed to catch myself.
0:36.5	Like, ADHD hasn't quite gotten me to do it
0:38.8	Are we talking like the metal tin with like the metal lid
0:41.6	Or are we talking about a much easier dispenser
0:44.0	It's a bottle
0:45.0	Oh okay
0:45.7	So like out the corner of my eye
0:47.8	Like it could be a bottle of rupeecom for all I know
0:51.1	Look at least it's not one of the worst things
0:53.4	Like I've had like the glass that I've been know, rinsing the paint off the paintbrush. Oh. In reach sometimes, and that's a killer one to keep reaching for. Yeah, I've done that. Yeah. Golden syrup, the worst that happens is, yum, yum, yum, tasty treat for me. That's true. That's true. At least you're painting with water-based acrylics, right?
1:12.3	Uh, yes.
1:12.9	So you might not kill yourself, yeah. I don't trust myself with anything that can't be removed with water if I fuck up. Some of us are, like, hardcore into paint drinking. Like, I'm on the enamels. Like, get on my level. I mean, I mean, do you remember that story that went around about the old man that drank a
1:29.2	whole tub of paint thinking it was yogurt?
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