Podquisition 380: Finding the Perfect Bush

Jimquisition

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🗓️ 7 April 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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We’re taking this show to a new level. Games we played this week include: Elden Ring (8:30) Weird West (17:40) Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines (28:55) Resistance Burning Skies (34:40) Despotism 3k (39:30) Chibi-Robo Zip Lash (46:22) --- News things talked about in this episode: Undead Labs employees allege discrimination and abuse despite Microsoft buyout (51:55) https://kotaku.com/state-of-decay-3-xbox-series-x-s-sexism-microsoft-undea-1848728682 Ubisoft stops development of Breakpoint, tells NFT buyers they “own” a piece of history (56:20) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-04-06-ubisoft-ends-ghost-recon-breakpoint-development-working-on-nfts-for-other-titles NFT game using Formula One license shuts down after they can’t renew the license (1:03:35) https://kotaku.com/f1-formula-1-one-delta-time-nft-crypto-cursed-shut-down-1848748953 Ron Gilbert returning to Monkey Island for new sequel due this year (1:05:30) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-04-05-ron-gilbert-working-on-new-monkey-island-game Rearranged Kirby song wins Grammy Award (1:07:20) https://kotaku.com/kirby-grammy-award-8-bit-big-band-meta-knights-revenge-1848745709 --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test pile.
0:05.0	We should wank in a bush. Yeah, you think we should just wake in a bush. You think we should justank in a bush.
0:22.8	Yeah?
0:23.3	You think we should just wank in the same bush?
0:25.6	I'm thinking so, to present a unified front.
0:28.8	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
0:30.1	Yeah, I've been taking stock, Conrad,
0:33.5	and thinking of ways to take this podcast to the next level.
0:38.9	Okay.
0:39.4	First and foremost.
0:40.6	I'm here for it.
0:41.7	Yeah.
0:42.1	The most obvious way is to wank in a bush.
0:44.9	Well, sure.
0:45.6	Yeah.
0:46.2	The second most obvious way is to wank into a bush.
0:50.4	Mm-hmm.
0:50.9	Mm-hmm.
0:51.4	A subtle difference.
0:53.1	Mm-hmm.
0:53.5	But one that carries with it many implications.
0:57.2	You see, in my opinion, wanking in a bush has an element of deception.
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