Podquisition 378: Suing the Council
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🗓️ 24 March 2022
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal. |
| 0:05.0 | Right, so when I get my 12,000 pounds. |
| 0:25.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.3 | Right. |
| 0:27.1 | I mean, that's enough to put a deposit down on a very nice house in the north. |
| 0:31.3 | I mean, up in the north, that'll buy your bloody mansion at that price. |
| 0:34.7 | You could buy a castle probably, I'd imagine. |
| 0:37.4 | Right. I could probably get my |
| 0:38.6 | own castle and call it like Sterling Manor, right? Yeah. I could get car. Yeah. I don't drive, |
| 0:46.8 | but, you know, it's just an accessory. It's a thing you do. Having a car is a thing. Yeah. They say |
| 0:53.2 | that people buy them as penis extensions, |
| 0:55.3 | like that they're, if they're insecure about the size of their knob. I'm secure about how |
| 0:59.8 | small my penis is and I want everyone to know it. So I'm thinking of buying a truck. Oh, I see. |
| 1:05.9 | I see. I was going to say that I think you may not drive. A car becomes necessarily the longer in the north. |
| 1:13.3 | The north seems like a place where you're eventually going to have to need one. |
| 1:18.4 | It's ironic that you might need a car because the roads haven't seen fresh tarmac since 1942. |
| 1:24.5 | Oh, exactly. |
| 1:25.6 | But that doesn't change the fact that they're the only real way to get around |
| 1:30.0 | sometimes. Yeah, well, funding in the UK stops like a couple of miles out from St. Albans. |
| 1:36.1 | Like, it's, once you're out of London proper, the money dries up. So yeah, but that, of course, |
| 1:42.8 | I can spin that to my benefit when it comes to house |
| 1:45.2 | hunting. Oh, God, looking for a place, though. The fucking, we found out the examiner. |
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