Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Uh-huh, can't complain.

Yeah.

So how has everyone else's week been?

I mean, I've played a lot of open-worldy big video games.

My brain is melting.

I've spent less time in the real world than the virtual ones.

Is this what the metaverse is? I played video games too long. Is that the metaverse now? Do you feel like you

completely wasted your fucking time and money? No, it's probably not the metaverse. No, it's not the

metaverse, no. It's not the metaverse, no, no. I just got done pooing and weeing at the same

round of applause for me. Those are two activities that can Not the metaverse, no, no. I just got done pooing and weeing at the same time. Round of

applause for me. Those are two activities that can go hand in hand. Right. Now, do you actually

we and poo simultaneously, or is it one of those, like you start to wee, then you poo, then you

finish the wee, do you one, then the other? Like, you say at the same time, but is it actually simultaneous? Because that's muscle control. Now we're in the realm of a very interesting discussion. Now, I've always said just pooing and wheeing at the same time, because I think it's a funny phrase. I first said it on an episode of The League of Gentlemen. And when I need to do a wee and a poo, I will say I need to go and poo and we at the same time. However, I've never

actually sat there thinking, is poo and we coming out of me at the same time? It's the same visit.

Right. Yeah. It's part of the same procedure. But I mean, I think traditionally, if you're pooing a bit of wee

inevitably always just like usually comes out a bit

right right but I feel like it stops the we

so that the poop can commence

you wouldn't like have we and poo come out at once

you'd have the poo and then like we for a chaser

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