Podquisition 371: Personal Best
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🗓️ 3 February 2022
⏱️ 96 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now. |
| 0:05.0 | Bap, b'am, bada. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now? |
| 0:11.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:12.0 | Ah, ho. One year, 11 months. |
| 0:23.6 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:24.6 | One year, 11 months. I was one month away from having not been sick for two years. |
| 0:33.6 | I mean, not going outside for two years. I'll help with that. |
| 0:38.1 | Exactly. |
| 0:39.0 | That certainly didn't hurt. |
| 0:40.4 | I get sick all the time. |
| 0:42.5 | And when I get sick, it's real, real bad. |
| 0:45.9 | Like, I just, I'm such a sensitive little, like, I was saying earlier, |
| 0:50.5 | before we recorded, I wore leggings for too long yesterday. |
| 0:56.9 | Now my legs are itchy and have been for coming up 24 hours because my skin just can't handle anything. How dare you have a fabric? |
| 1:05.4 | Right? It's forbidden. I mean, don't get me wrong. I've got the flawless porcelain skin of a velvet |
| 1:10.7 | angel. I don't know how something is both porcelain and velvet at once, but that's just how fucking awesome my skin is. Velvet draped over porcelain? There you go. That's what I am. I'm the velvet draped over porcelain of Games Media. It's well been established. People have said that about me for years. |
| 1:29.2 | But anyway, the last time I was sick, I was hospitalized with the flu in March. |
| 1:35.6 | You remember that, Conrad? |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.2 | Yeah. |
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