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Podquisition 362: The Saddest Animals

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6986 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

No, not gamers. Games we played this week include: Ender Lillies (14:30) Death’s Door (19:20) Pokémon Brilliant Diamond (24:30) Gunfire Reborn (33:00) Warlock of Firetop Mountain (38:30) --- News things talked about in this episode: GTA San Andreas gets remastered with fog to hide how it looks (44:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-11-30-gta-trilogy-san-andreas-adds-ground-fog-option-to-improve-visuals Activision Blizzard protest organizer leaves company, decries Kotick on way out (47:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-01-activision-blizzard-protest-organiser-leaving-company Nintendo’s gender equality in management is pretty bad (49:30) https://kotaku.com/less-than-5-percent-of-managers-at-nintendo-hq-are-wome-1848137143 Twitch to identify ban evaders with machine learning (57:00) https://safety.twitch.tv/s/safety-news/detail?language=en_US&post=Using-Machine-Learning-to-Curb-Ban-Evasion Sony patent emerges for mobile phone controller clamshell (1:01:00) https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-is-planning-a-playstation-mobile-controller-patent-suggests/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com. Photo Credit: Chris Birmingham, 2012. Used under CC BY 2.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, wow.

0:05.0

Brilliant. I found out for kind kind of Red Bull that has been here since Monday afternoon.

0:26.4

Yeah, since about the time that you started recording, a big long recording.

0:31.2

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what happened there. We were just about to record Podquisition,

0:35.6

which we're doing right now, listeners. Don't worry.

0:35.1

Yeah, we're doing that. Well, by the time you're listening to this, we did already do it. Yeah. Yeah, if you thought we hadn't recorded this week, if you're listening right now saying, oh my God, I hope they saved the file, it's been saved. Yeah. You're listening right now. We did it. We exported it and everything. Right, we exported it.

1:47.2

I ran a couple of filters on mine. Sure. There's some background noise that comes in. I never know where from. You know, send it over to Justin, done a couple edits. Got it sent back, right? Conrad's only gone and fucking uploaded it. Wow. There you go. Right? He's uploaded it. It's on SoundCloud. That will populate on other services, right? I'll whack it on the Patreon. Okay? And then that will be a podcast for you to listen to. Okay? So yeah, you found a red ball. Oh, it's disgusting. I imagine it would be after 46 hours. It's warm and flat. Like me. Yeah. For anyone who missed that at the start, Steph did a 46 hour recording. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it's a shame you deleted it, because I think we could have really, you know, tacked that on and some bonus content content be like, oh, hey, subscribe to all the various patrons get the 46-hour long-pong position.

1:49.8

Or at least the six hours of wanking and crying.

1:54.1

Oh, dear.

1:55.4

You can make a super cut probably out of a 46-hour something.

1:59.9

Right?

2:00.7

Yeah. I'm not warm and flat. I am hot and bosoms.

2:05.1

I was near a fountain yesterday that had statues of two girls without clothes on and bums and tits.

2:11.9

I didn't have nipples. But it was close enough. It was close enough that if I felt like going in the

2:17.3

bushes and like rummaging myself while staring at it from a distance, I could have done it. You could have. Girls and Bums and Tits is pretty, it's pretty good. I'm, I'm a fan. Oh. Surprised to let you know. Shocking. I know. Right? I'll tell you what, right? Right.

2:34.3

Right.

2:35.2

Right.

2:35.3

Right. I'm attracted to that. When girls don't have clothes on and are attractive. Oh. Right. It's quite a fan. Hot boys kissing as well, right? Oh. I'll have a look at that, right? And I'll think, yeah. Oh, yeah. I felt a little throbbing the knob there.

2:31.7

Yeah.

2:32.0

Good.

2:32.4

Carry on.

2:33.1

Carry on, lads.

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