Podquisition 344: We Demand Applause

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Because apparently that’s a thing that just works. Games we played this week include: Pure Maiden Captures Uncle (0:30) Pokémon Unite (10:45) Mini Motorways (16:30) Microsoft Flight Sim (19:20) Samurai Warriors 5 (21:50) Spelunky 2 (31:30) Cooking Mama Cookstar (32:05) Silent Hill (35:30) News things talked about in this episode: California files suit against Activision for discrimination (37:30) https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/activision-blizzard-sued-by-california-over-frat-boy-culture https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-26/activision-blizzard-staff-sign-petition-supporting-labor-lawsuit https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-07-28-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-kotick-tells-staff-companys-initial-response-to-discrimination-lawsuit-was-tone-deaf -- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:05.0	The charm of magic lies in the bloom.
0:23.8	The girl's heart will always live a handsome uncle
0:27.0	in order to find him north-south-east and west.
0:30.1	Now I know what you're thinking.
0:31.7	What are the game features of pure maiden captures uncle?
0:36.8	Well, let me tell you.
0:38.6	Game features.
0:40.1	Pure girl protagonist, all magic attack,
0:43.6	cool special effect.
0:46.1	Handsome uncle, intelligent AI,
0:49.5	let girls difficult to capture.
0:51.4	I like it when they let girls difficult to capture.
0:54.1	I like it when they include a handsome uncle.
0:56.0	Well, I mean, this game has it all.
0:59.2	I mean, look, if your video game doesn't have a handsome uncle,
1:03.2	what are you even doing with your time?
1:04.8	What's the point?
1:05.5	Right?
1:05.9	That's the development resources you could be putting into a handsome uncle.
1:10.1	I know.
1:11.6	I played...
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