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Podquisition 335: Epilatastic

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure, Video Games, Leisure:video Games

4.6986 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Oh, you thought we were done with skin care? Games we played this week include: Psychonauts (6:15) BioMutant (8:00) Mass Effect 2 (28:10) Dark Pictures Anthology - House of Ashes (35:30) News things talked about in this episode: Ubisoft makes wild claims regarding improvements to company culture (41:40) https://news.ubisoft.com/en-gb/article/6eNE6mnqcXT2qWS2vFWpZV/a-year-of-change-at-ubisoft Hackers get transphobic error messages into Little Big Planet (50:15) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-22-sony-disables-littlebigplanet-servers-due-to-the-severity-of-the-recent-attacks Twitch introducing additional identity tags (53:00) https://blog.twitch.tv/en/2021/05/26/celebrate-yourself-and-your-community-with-350-new-tags/ Derided Gucci branded content for Roblox nonetheless explodes in resale value (59:20) https://www.polygon.com/22446454/gucci-garden-experience-roblox-purses-ugc-price-marketplace Roblox rebrands as “not a game” in wake of Epic v. Apple lawsuit https://devforum.roblox.com/t/re-rename-the-new-discover-tab/1225357 https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/14/22436014/apple-roblox-epic-fortnite-trial-what-is-game-name-change Skyward Sword HD locks fast travel behind a sold out $25 amiibo. (1:04:10) https://twitter.com/HeyHeyItMaymay/status/1396142724718411778 Sony pushing to bring their franchises to phones (1:06:50) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-26-sony-exploring-the-mobile-market-with-some-wonderful-playstation-franchises Valve rumored to be releasing a handheld gaming pc (1:07:10) https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/05/exclusive-valve-is-making-a-switch-like-portable-gaming-pc/ -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0

I've tried to secure all my cables.

0:02.0

I've told them they're pretty.

0:04.0

I've told them nobody talks about me behind their back.

0:07.0

Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test pile.

0:12.0

Ah, bah, ma-bada.

0:14.0

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

0:19.0

I don't, I do. I forgot my best now I forgot my water.

0:31.1

You start the podcast.

0:33.0

Conrad.

0:33.6

Yeah.

0:36.8

Don't let a change the subject of this podcast by talking about.

0:55.7

I'm going to, if I go get my water and come back, you're all going to be talking about video games, aren't you? I mean, it's not impossible. Oh. Like, I wouldn't rule that out. I'll do my best to not talk about video games. We could talk about dehydration. Oh, dehydration. Are you dehydrated? How are your hands, Laura? My hands are doing just fine. You know what? Funnily enough, after I washed my hands last week, my hands were actually

1:01.3

very, very nice and smooth and felt very pleasant. There was something about pulling all the moisture

1:06.0

out of my hands that when I put moisture back into them, were like ah a fountain a bounty of of delights

1:13.6

we have here what wonderful hands we've become now did you moisturize after washing your hands

1:19.0

of the gamer goo no no I know I just washed the goo off on my hands just wash the goo off

1:23.4

were actually quite lovely afterwards gradually quite lovely yeah where they needed a few minutes to settle but they were they were quite lovely afterwards. Gradually quite lovely. Yeah, where they needed a few minutes to saddle,

1:29.1

but they were quite lovely after that.

1:31.0

Lari shouldn't have covered your hands in ball cream.

1:35.2

It's not ball cream.

1:38.1

Look, I said it last week and I'll say it again.

1:41.4

I'm usually the one who's here like,

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