Podquisition 331: Babygirl Boots

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Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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On the march and looking fab. Games we played this week include: PHOGS! (10:55) Ballistic Ecks vs Sever (18:35) Congo The Movie: Secret of Zinj (20:25) The Longing (24:20) Pathway (29:20) Steven Seagal is the Final Option (31:50) Road Runner Death Valley Rally (35:50) Train Simulator (39:00) Hypnospace Outlaw (42:00) The Nightmare Before Christmas: The Pumpkin King (46:00) Judgment (49:55) Miitopia (53:15) News things talked about in this episode: Humble Bundle is significantly changing its revenue split system (1:01:10) https://blog.humblebundle.com/2021/04/23/a-note-about-sliders-and-our-bundle-pages/ Pokémon Go introduces sponsored branding balloons (1:08:10) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-27-pokemon-go-will-now-occasionally-float-sponsored-gifts-in-hot-air-balloons-around-your-screen First Monster Hunter Rise update adds price tag to character cosmetic changes (1:10:50) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-27-monster-hunter-rises-first-big-update-lands-tomorrow-heres-whats-coming Leaked FIFA marketing documents illustrate EA’s funneling of players into loot boxes (1:14:05) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-26-ea-denies-its-pushing-fifa-players-to-spend-on-loot-boxes-after-insider-leaks-marketing-documents Nier Replicant includes a gross achievement for staring at genitals (1:22:00) https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/04/22/nier-replicant-transphobia-trophy-daredevil-achievement-kaine-intersex/ CD Projekt Red had no financial consequence for abysmal CyberPunk launch (1:23:40) https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/04/cyberpunk-2077-refunds-barely-dented-cd-projekt-reds-bottom-line/ -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:05.0	Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.0	Ah, huh, begin, we've got to talk obviously about the most notable part of my week.
0:27.3	Oh, that would probably be the Polyam cult party and the Rise Grand Championship, right?
0:33.4	No.
0:34.2	Oh.
0:34.6	No, it was the strange man who walked past me yesterday and said,
0:38.5	S sup, baby girl.
0:40.1	Ah, that's wonderful.
0:42.1	That's so good.
0:43.3	I got baby girls for the first time, right?
0:46.1	And I feel that needs to be a...
0:48.6	I feel the baby girl situation needs to be addressed.
0:52.8	Yes, listeners, the rumors are true. I was baby-gurled. You're Philadelphia's number one baby girl now. Yeah. You were the true baby girl all along. You like the boots, so I'm officially baby-girl boots from now on. So it's me. I mean, look, if you're going to get baby-gurred, it's either going to be from a slightly skeevy man or from a lesbian. Like, those are your two energies that all that'll give you a baby girl. Well, I've got, I've got one half. I've got one half of the double dragon. If I, if I put, if I get baby gild by a lesbian, then I think I become Robert Patrick. I'm not up on my double dragon law.
1:29.3	It was a day yesterday.
1:31.3	I went to see a man, went to see a doctorman about my back,
1:35.7	because I still had me on and off problems with it.
1:38.5	And he wrote, he dictated his notes
1:40.8	so that he could do him in front of me,
1:43.2	partly to put me off surgery, because
1:45.6	he could describe the agonizing details of it.
1:48.8	Oh, yeah.
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