Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, bam, my little.

Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh huh, uh huh. So I'm not up on pop culture, but as near as I can tell, some conservatives think that a gay black man is the devil?

A gay black man is the devil.

That's what I've picked up from Twitter.

Okay.

I'm really not up on pop culture or who people are, but I saw that and was like,

oh no, that tracks, that has always tracked.

Yeah, yeah. I must say, if you have you taken the time to watch the music video that all of the American conservative Christians are upset about?

I've seen a bit. I've not set it down to watch the whole thing.

Yeah. What is this music video?

Okay, so it is for a song by Lil Nars X, and it's called Call Me By Your Name, I believe it's called.

The music video is the most beautifully over the top homosexual thing I have ever seen.

It is a gorgeous treat for the eyes. It is beautifully choreographed

set. Here's the scene. Let me paint the scene for you. Lill Nars, our protagonist, our singer. He is gay. He's in the

Garden of Eden or heaven or some heavenly place and the snake of

temptation comes down like in the Bible but it's being gay and he's like I see no harm

in being gay that's fine and then the Heaven Council is like, hey, you can't just be gay in Christianity.

Fuck off, go to hell. So our titular protagonist decides, hey, if you're going to condemn me to hell, I'm going to have fun.

So he pull dances his way from heaven down to hell,

give Satan a lap dance, snaps his neck, steals his horns,

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