4.6 • 980 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now. |
0:04.6 | Oh, bam, my little. |
0:06.6 | Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now. |
0:11.1 | Uh huh, uh huh. Now. All right before we begin in earnest. Yeah? There is a problem. There is a minor problem. Oh no. Yeah. I got too much fucking mince again. Oh no. Yeah. Minces in mince meat or you've got too many mince again. Oh no. Yeah. Mince is in mince meat or you've got too many mince. |
0:35.2 | Oh, it's mince meat. Oh, it's mince meat. If it was, if it was, you know, tree bores or something like that, |
0:42.1 | fisherman's friend, some sort of mint mint, there wouldn't be such a time limit. |
0:49.7 | Right now. Basically here's the thing. You know I set up that company. Yeah. Right, |
0:56.4 | fish chirch solutions. You know that, right? It was doing all right, you know, we're the |
1:02.0 | problems problem. marketing right and I thought it was a sound business model |
1:08.9 | Consider problems and try and solve them sure imagine, imagine problems and then imagine the solutions. We had limited success |
1:17.6 | with solving the problem of do we know whether or not lizards adequately revere the fact that they will be eternally |
1:26.3 | damned if they don't straighten their act up? |
1:29.5 | So Geko Hell definitely got them to clean up but the solution to the problem is there enough |
1:37.9 | mints was wrong because it wasn't a problem there was enough enough mints. There was enough mints. Yeah, we have |
1:47.5 | emptied a farm. Oh, dear. We've emptied a farm, but we filled some dumpsters. |
1:53.0 | You'd have to find some creative uses for the stuff. |
1:57.0 | Yeah, we tried an alternative to a ball pole. |
2:00.0 | We were like, you know, get them little ball poles at McDonald's. |
2:04.0 | Hard plastic bowls and you want kids to drown in them. |
2:08.0 | No, let's get them drowning in something soft. Why not mincemate? |
2:12.0 | I've got an idea. You mix it up with some glue and you make a new, even more terrifying equivalent of the cornflake homunculus mask. |
2:21.6 | Mm, meat bonding gel would be a top of the line product. |
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