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Well welcome back to another edition of the podfathers. I'm Uncle Chaff. We got

Klim. Today's episode is going to be brought to you by our friends at Simply Safe.

In 2000 the Better Brits Bureau heard more than 5,000 complaints about alarm

companies. If you have alarm companies they fucking suck. There's a reason why I

got rid of mine last year after Disney because did my power went out? I don't

know if I ever told you this part, Klimy. My power went out whenever I was gone

for like 10 seconds. There was one little lightning storm and what

happens in San Antonio a lot. It disconnected my security system and you had to

be back at home in order to get the security system back on track. Which what

good is a security system if you have to be there that are like reconnected to

your wife. Our security system only works when you're there. So there's all

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chunky music. That was a long week my friend.

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