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This week's episode of Podfathers brought to you by our friends at 1-800-Flowers.

Mother's Day is coming around the bend.

Don't get caught with your dick around your ankles if you don't have flowers for mom.

It's harder to find a bigger fan of you than your mom is.

They're all the teenage mischief and through the tough stuff of adulthood, she's been there

supporting your bitch ass every single step of the way.

So we reward her with some beautiful flowers from our friends at 1-800-Flowers.

They're giving you exclusive offer on 24 for 24.

That's 24 multicolored roses for just 24 bucks.

That's only a dollar per rose for those that suck at math.

Without a bright and beautiful mix of premium roses or the rainbow colors, these blooms

are guaranteed to show mom how much she's cared about, how much she's loved, and how

much you're sorry for being a dickhead when you were a kid like me.

People call it roses a perfect way to surprise all the moms in your life, whether she's

a wife, aunt, sister, grandma, she's still a mom sometimes.

I mean, not necessarily she's an aunt.

We don't know if she puts anything through, but either way.

Roses from 800 flowers are picked at their peak for their premiere farms and shipped overnight

to ensure a freshness.

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