Podfathers #59: Elf On The Shelf Can Go F Himself
The Podfathers
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2017
⏱️ 40 minutes
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This week on the Podfathers, the boys catch up after sickness, broken bones, and snow games. The walk through the last week which felt more like a year. They also get into some mailbag where they talk Elf on the Shelf, wrapping Santa's gifts, and Chaps tries to be woke as hell when it comes to weaponizing Santa. It doesn't work!!!
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| 1:19.0 | slash podfathers. There we go. Let's go. I am in the studio in New York. |
| 1:24.0 | Clem is doing daddy stuff still in the great white North. How are you doing, Clem? |
| 1:31.0 | This is kind of a trip. Chaps is in New York and I'm the one on Skype remotely from home. It's been a fucking disaster of a week, but we were trying to get this this episode of disaster. |
| 1:43.0 | We can be honest. We're in the honest tree right now. They all know the show is coming out late. They all know it's been a disaster. |
| 1:50.0 | Like I feel just flustered as fuck. I'm exhausted. I haven't even had my little morning shower. Chapsies worn down from his team being in a fucking battle right now in the AFC. |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah, my blood. My blood. Jaguars are doing great. I went out with cons the crew from CBT. We went down to Army Navy this week. So I came up Thursday morning and normally climbing. We record the show Thursdays. |
| 2:18.0 | Couldn't do it this week. See, I know it was sick. Then I had to go down early Friday morning to Philadelphia. We are stuck in the snow. The snow is all over the place in Philadelphia. Come back last night. |
| 2:30.0 | Now I'm here. I feel fucking wrecked dude. Like I legit like a 35 year old. I think for a long time I hit it. I'm like legit getting close to my 40s now. |
| 2:40.0 | There's a little bit of age in these eyes this morning. I have to say that I can see some age in those eyes. Usually the chaps man is up and moving and feeling. Sprite. You're also in the warm Texas weather. You're getting you're becoming a New Yorker right now. There's a little bit of edge to your voice. I feel like that's kind of how it goes. It wears you down. |
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