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What's up? It's another edition of the podfathers. I'm going to tell you what the most important thing in parenting is.

It's alcohol. It's the most important asset, the most important tool, the most important friend, the most important support system that you will have in your time as a parent.

As Chad sits on his natty light, you need it to survive. And anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a loser.

You need to have it on deck. That's where drizzly comes. Sometimes maybe your wife's, you know, freaking out.

She's going crazy. Your kids are going crazy. You're like, I need a glass of wine. I need a full-bodied red. You open the cabinet. You got nothing.

What do you do? You pull up drizzly. They have one hour delivery for you. They will just deliver the booze directly to you to keep you alive and keep your family happy.

You can also do in-store pickup or home shipping. And right now if you use the promo code podfathers, you're going to get $5 off your next order.

So you must be 21 to order obviously. And nobody is going to benefit more than this than the podfathers and people out there trying to raise kids.

It'll take the edge off. It'll make you stop. It'll lead to less fights. It'll make everybody happier. And let's be honest, healthier.

Before you transition, this kind of stuff that you're talking about right now never happens in my area of Texas. Like we never get.

So finally, finally, I don't have postmates. I don't have any of that shit.

I did this every month. I'm like, my house costs like 50 bucks and my childcare costs seven. And it's warm all year round. But I can't get my alcohol delivered.

I don't even have a Chinese place delivers to me. So that is so happy.

So I went on the website. I was like, there's no fucking chance they delivered to my part of San Antonio. And they did do it.

I was watching the NCAA tournament. My wife didn't want to leave and go anywhere. I ordered it. And I had a bottle of booze show up. Like it was like 45 minutes.

Dude, they are in 40 markets from the US and Canada from Austin to Boston from Calgary to Tampa, New York City to Denver and beyond.

Drizly will deliver that alcohol when you need it. Once again, it is drizly.com DR Izzy LY promo code.

Pod Fathers. They also got the Drizly apps. You can download the app and get that alcohol delivered to you immediately.

We finally found something. Clem that we can hang our hats on about us versus chefs.

I'm going to order Chinese in your fucking mug all day long. Now that I know that every time I get something delivered, I'm going to take a picture of it and be like, this game right to my door loser.

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