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The Podfathers

Podfathers #18: Vacation

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

KFC is in sunny Anaheim, CA Disneyland: The Happiest Place on Earth! Taking a 1-year-old on a 6 hour flight. Dealing with jet lag. Being a stupid moron! Hotels, bubble baths, how Anaheim is the only part of Cali that sucks. Bullying classes. Do you need to take prenatal classes? Plus questions from the Diaper Bag!!!


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0:00.0

Hey, podfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:07.0

Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:10.0

All right, what's up? It's the podfathers. It's KFC. We got Clem in person live in the flesh here.

0:17.0

And we got chaps as per usual with his new dog out in Texas.

0:22.0

I think I think last week clap claps. I've been doing that.

0:28.0

That's two weeks in a row. Yeah, Chem claps. I'm like, unlike your grandma can't get the names straight too many fucking podcasts.

0:35.0

I think I think I would say last week, chaps, you were the idiot of the bunch because of your dog situation.

0:41.0

Yeah, and I think perhaps this week, I might be the idiot of the bunch because as you listen to this, I will be on vacation with my family, which sounds like a good thing.

0:53.0

When you're traveling with a one year old, it sucks. And there's only a certain list of places you really can go.

0:59.0

And I will be flying across the country to go to Disneyland.

1:07.0

Wait, you're going. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. That seems to be the general reaction that I'm getting. You're going to the California one, the California one.

1:19.0

So you added extra hours to your flight to go to the California. There is no Zika in California, chaps.

1:26.0

Did you listen to the podcast that we did a couple weeks ago, where we were like, don't ever go with a baby on a plane unless I was the one leading the charge. Of course.

1:36.0

That could not that was not a Kevin call on the. You were. Let me tell you something, bro.

1:42.0

If you think there's any such thing as a Kevin call in my house anymore, you are sadly mistaken. There are no calls. I make you two and a half hour flight and turn it into a five hour flight.

1:53.0

So instead of doing five hours total on the plane with the baby with no layovers, you turn it into 10 hours. It's a horrible decision.

2:02.0

I mean, the bright side is she'll never remember this.

2:06.0

I was going to say at least she's of age where she'll really enjoy Mickey and Minnie and all the people that she has no fucking clue where they are.

2:12.0

Who the fuck is this guy? She's what she gets off the plane. Also, I haven't even begun to think about the time difference. How the fuck does that work? Oh my god.

2:20.0

She's been waking up at 445 this past week. She's going to be waking up at two in the morning. You are going to be up with your baby seven hours before the park.

2:30.0

It's so tough. So fucked. Honestly, what am I going to do when my baby is waking up? And this is not an exaggeration at 2 a.m. in Anaheim, California.

2:44.0

I'm going to have to live nocturnal for a week. You're going to have to ditch the baby, but I drove go for the real thing. Yeah, man. I might need like forget about the manager. I need like to ambience seriously. That's your that's your dad hack of the day is that that like eight o'clock. Give her a little

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