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The Podfathers

Podfathers #162: Santa is DEAD

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.92.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We're getting closer and closer to Christmas! On today's ep the Podfathers talk .about dealing with bullies, Dicksmas Lights, is gifting a puppy ok?, Siena's first report card, and more!!!


You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/podfathersshow

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0:00.0

Hey, podfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:07.0

Pride members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

0:11.0

It's another edition of the podfather show. We are need deep and getting ready for Christmas

0:16.0

but we're going to give you a Christmas episode that you so lovingly deserve.

0:19.0

And we're also going to have one next week for those of you that are going to ask already.

0:22.0

And we're presented by Milk. Milk. How many of one mores can we say about it? It's holiday season.

0:28.0

I saw you saw had some big time milk moves this week as well.

0:32.0

Clem. Milk, milk moves this week? Some more? No, you didn't. You should have. I set you up there.

0:38.0

You should have had some milk moves. I was disappointed. After last week you had four gallons of milk on the timeline.

0:43.0

This week you have none. I expect more during Christmas vacation with the whole family going to go home.

0:47.0

If you don't go through a solid 10 gallons of milk this week, you fucked up your family. Just straight up.

0:54.0

I'm out of milk. I have a little bit of down to traces of our second gallon of the last three days.

1:00.0

We had a school's canceled yesterday. That's a gallon. Just a gallon.

1:04.0

Why was it canceled? No. What? No. It was just ice. It was just our, it was an ice skating rink, our entire front yard, our driveway.

1:11.0

Everything was just a sheet of ice yesterday. We had an inch of snow and an inch of ice basically on top of it. It was chaos.

1:17.0

And AJ, with this milk, he is now going stronger by the minute. And he screeches at me nonstop. I'm terrified of the kid.

1:24.0

And I'll have to drink milk to then get bigger than him because it's delicious, nutritious. He's bigger than you.

1:30.0

He's mentally muscularly big.

1:34.0

Big, 18-month-old. How old is young AJ now? 20 months if we're going in by the way.

1:41.0

Oh wow. So you broke the rule. That was another set. I know. I don't know how to do it. How do I say it? A year and a half?

1:46.0

No, you say two years old. Two years old. Yeah, I would just say he's a little bit bigger than 18 months.

1:52.0

I just go on gallons. He drinks a gallon of milk a day. That's how he goes. That's a good one.

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