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What's up with your boy KFC and this is the podfathers.

I am heading out of town as we speak right now, hopping on the bus to drive to Houston for the Super Bowl,

where I will be gone for 12 days, which when you're a married man,

with a wife and a kid at home, and you've just moved into a new house,

going away for that amount of time is probably grounds for divorce that were being honest.

And so I am getting out ahead of this one.

I have already gone to books.com and I have already placed my order to have flowers delivered right in the middle of it.

Day six, I'm going to have the flowers delivered.

So right when she's like really starting to hate my guts, the flowers will show up

and let her know that I'm sorry for being away for so long.

Books is the best way to send your wife flowers to get out of the doghouse.

It is the most important tool I can provide to you as a father, trying to help all the other dads out there.

Books.com, they have volcano flowers.

What does that mean? It means that they grow their flowers on the side of a volcano.

They grow them in the fields of Colombia, in the mountains all around the world,

so that these flowers are the most beautiful flowers you've ever seen in your life.

It's the only thing that can get you out of the doghouse when you're deep, deep in trouble.

Right now if you use my promo code KFC, you are going to get a discount of 20% off your order.

So go to books.com, boqs.com, promo code KFC, get 20% off and get yourself directly out of the doghouse.

Here to tell stories, here to try to give you advice and help cope with parenting life.

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