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All right, welcome back to another edition of the podfathers.

I'm Uncle Chapson.

I'll be joined by large and my big buddy, Clem.

That was it, that wasn't ugly, right?

Big buddy, Clem, that's nice.

That's better than Stinky Pussy Clem.

I'm very nice, very nice.

And I'm not as big as I used to be, but I'm still big.

I'm still big.

I'm a buddy.

Now that you've shaved the beard, you look so thin, man.

You look fantastic.

That's the secret is you got to kind of bulk up fat wise and hair wise.

And then you shave it all when you shed some pounds.

I think you really throw people through and you wear all black.

So it thins you a little bit.

Can I tell you one more thing while we're on the Clem compliment train?

Your teeth look great too.

I've never noticed how good a teeth you have.

Well, thank you.

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