Podfathers #128: The Battle of the Assholes
The Podfathers
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2019
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Today's episode is chock full of assholes outside of the three idiots with microphones in front of them. We talk about a dad that won the right to name his future son Tiger because Tiger Woods won the Masters last Sunday, a mom that threw a birthday party at Build-A-Bear then made all the kids give their built bears to her daughter, a couple that asked for their neighbors to feed them and clean for them because the are having a baby, and an update from Disney John who had his engagement proposal spoiled by his father-in-law. We also dive into recaps of everybody's Easters, McCartney's T-Ball prowess, and Large's newest ride or die chick!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, podfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify, |
| 0:06.5 | or YouTube. |
| 0:07.5 | Pride members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:10.9 | This episode of the podfathers is presented by Milk Love What's Real. |
| 0:16.7 | We love milk. |
| 0:17.7 | We're on the record. |
| 0:18.7 | I'm on the record. |
| 0:19.7 | Milk is my favorite thing in the entire world. |
| 0:21.5 | The entire planet. |
| 0:22.9 | Milk is number one in the power rankings. |
| 0:25.2 | You know why? |
| 0:26.6 | Milk is delicious. |
| 0:28.3 | It's simple and it's wholesome. |
| 0:30.6 | Just like the three amigos on this podcast right here. |
| 0:34.2 | We love milk. |
| 0:35.3 | We love what's real because we are real. |
| 0:37.3 | We love ourselves. |
| 0:38.8 | Some more than others. |
| 0:39.8 | I'm looking at you, large and chaps, you arrogant assholes. |
| 0:42.3 | But anyway, we love milk. |
| 0:43.7 | They're the best. |
| 0:45.0 | Just like us. |
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