Podcast on Episode 897 for Tuesday the 24th of June 2025.

Oops, All S swords by Jesse Roy.

Read by Kyle Acres and produced by Devin Martin.

Rated PG-13, with content notes for repeated violent death

and a lot of strong language throughout. Good morning, good day, good afternoon and good evening, and welcome to podcast, the Flying Castle of Fancy Fiction.

I'm your host, Madovi, and it is my privilege to present for your enjoyment.

Oops, All Sords, by Jesse Roy, narrated by Kyle Acres.

This story is a podcast original, and a reminder again of that content note up top about

language which is strong and frequent, and which I'm therefore taking as permission to

indulge my own bad habits in that regard. It is a fucking delight. Jesse Roy lives in the Bay Area where she cares

for her young children, drinks coffee with too much milk and writes fantasy around the edges.

You can find her at jessieroywrites.byskiy. social or her website jessie roywrites.bysky. social or her website jessie roy.com.

Kyle Akers is a voice actor from Kansas City, Missouri. It's contributed to the No Sleep

Podcast, Sudapod, a skate pod and chilling tales for dark nights, among many others.

Prior to voice acting, Kyle taught the country as a professional musician, singing and playing bass guitar for the Electro Pop Band and Tenors Up, which enjoyed success through several national television show placements and commercials.

Since then, Kyle has dabbled in long-form improv and audio production while performing weekend gigs with Kansas City cover band The Magnetics.

And now pay attention for our tale is about to begin, and not paying attention weekend gigs with Kansas City cover band The Magnetics.

And now pay attention for our tale is about to begin.

And not paying attention is what got you in this mess in the first fucking place.

Oops All Swords by Jesse Roy.

Blackness and a ringing in your ears and the smell of ozone,

frankincense, and wood smoke.

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