PODCAST: Worst Father's Day Gifts
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2020
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:01.8 | You guys remember when you were a little kid? Every day. Giving Dad a gift on Father's Day was so easy. Yeah, it was. It was exciting back then. I made him a card. It took me two minutes. Dad, I clued a bunch of macaroni on a piece of paper. Right? Literally, all you had to do was grab a piece of old cardboard, scribble on it with a crayon, |
| 0:22.0 | glue a couple pieces of dried pasta on there, and voila, it's a custom mouse pad. |
| 0:28.0 | His buddies at work are going to be so jealous. |
| 0:32.1 | And, you know, sure, your dad may have genuinely loved that popsicle stick fishing rod that you made for him. Absolutely. Or that clay ash tray. Uh-huh. I hope he doesn't smoke anymore. Not a smoker, but he loved it. Deep down, though, he's thinking, you know, what the hell am I supposed to do with this? Yeah. A rock with some glitter on it? Dude, I literally got my dad a ceramic basket one time. |
| 0:56.3 | Did you make it or did you purposely pick it out the story? |
| 1:00.6 | Oh, teacher did most of it. |
| 1:00.7 | Even though dads are kind of used to it, don't think that they're ever going to forget that |
| 1:07.2 | weird random gift that you gave them. |
| 1:09.8 | And just to prove it, a recent survey asked dads of the world to share the worst Father's |
| 1:14.4 | Day gifts they've ever received. |
| 1:16.3 | Oh, this is going to be sad and so good. |
| 1:18.4 | And here's some of the best responses. |
| 1:20.6 | One says, my kids got me a coffee mug for my office. |
| 1:24.7 | Okay. |
| 1:25.0 | That's good. |
| 1:25.8 | But instead of saying number one dad or world's best father, it just said, you are a dad. |
| 1:35.6 | I mean, he's raising on his children, you know? |
| 1:39.9 | Like, Dad, we're not going to tell you something that's not true. |
| 1:42.2 | It's like a sobering reminder when you're at work. |
| 1:44.9 | It's like, oh, what should I go do this week? |
| 1:47.0 | And should I go to the bar? |
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