This is Duke Nukem and when I'm not out slaying aliens and saving Earth's babes, I'm listening to podcast unlocked.

Hail to the podcast, baby!

I'm not a son of a-

Well, the friends it is podcast unlocked.

The world's number one Xbox podcast for November 2nd,

part of the holiday season episode 270.

It's absolutely not November 2nd.

I wish it was November 1st.

Yeah, actually.

Well, yeah, no, it's been...

So that's when this was written and then since updated.

So if you're wondering why there was no podcast last week, a lot of you tweeted me,

some of you missed my tweets, I guess, which is fine.

I mean, it's Twitter. You don't catch everything.

I had a tough week last week that caused me to be in and out of the office, so the good news is,

my dog didn't die if you haven't followed along, but it actually looked like that.

That was...

The vets were preparing me for that to happen, about two in the morning, a week ago.

So, I don't even know if anyone wants to hear the story or not,

but the short version is...

After a lot of blood, unexplainable blood all over my house,

there was a...

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