Hey, I'm Ryan McCaffrey, the new guy at IGN, here at IGNXBox, formerly of official

Xbox Magazine, you will come to know me as your resident Xbox freak. I bleed green. I'm joined by the

one and only Mitch Dyer, also of IGNXBox. Hello, Mitch. That bleeding green thing is true, I saw him today.

Yeah, it's kind of creepy, actually. He demonstrates it in front of everyone. I know one asked him to. He just

did it. I just got up and cut myself. Yeah. The weirdest first day of all time. To be honest, we were all

quite freaked out by that, Ryan. Kesel McDonald on hand from IGN UK. Hi there. What is it that you do

for us in the UK? I'm in charge of IGN UK. That's a good job. Sorry, I run all the game stuff that

you see coming out of IGN UK. I read some of it and I am in charge of commissioning and the rest

editing it. Welcome stateside to the great United States of Canada, here in California. We've

combined now that I'm here. Yeah, Canadian merch there. The foreigners have invaded podcast

unlocked. And I'm originally from New Jersey, which makes me 10% A-hole by birth, correct,

to sort of genetically. You and Brian Altano will get along swimmingly. Guys, do we swear on this

podcast? Are we allowed? I don't know. We used to. I don't know. Are we going to keep doing that?

I'd like to keep it a little family friendly. That's fair. But not too late night TNT.

Okay. So not totally Cartoon Network. So racing friendly friendly. Yeah. I am a Scottish girl.

The Scottish girls do swear a lot, but you know what? I can turn it empty. Well, I appreciate that.

We don't know what sort of demographic we might attract. That's true. Now that this new

nut case here, that would be me, is running in this particular asylum. It's video games, right?

Like, you know, hormonal adolescent boys who like to kill people in this spare time.

Male power fantasy. Yeah, that'll be. Yeah, it's all gamers alike that, right?

So for those of you who don't know me, I worked at official Xbox magazine for the last

just about 10 years. In fact, I came about four months shy of the gold Rolex watch that you get

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