For 60 seconds from your shot caller question of the day,

it's Broken Jeffrey in the morning.

And I swear, if I get one more caller text

from some random stranger asking me if I'm gonna vote,

I'm gonna lose it.

But are you gonna vote?

I mean...

I'm voting.

Have you responded to anyone and said yes I'm voting?

I have. I responded to two of the phone calls, none of the text messages, but how many people are going to ask me?

Don't they write it down when I say that I'm voting so they can let the next volunteer know like oh hey he said

he's gonna vote maybe we shouldn't call a million more times.

Actually they write down he's got a sexy voice everybody should call and listen to

Oh, okay in that case keeps on it. But if all the commercials and text messages

and emails and phone calls and social media posts

and yard signs still haven't convinced you to vote yet,

then maybe some light groping will.

Oh.

What?

Now this is what we're missing in the political landscape.

Wait, actually I think there's a lot of this in the political landscape.

Well, according to a new survey, about 4% of people say they would use a quote,

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