There's a reason everyone puts hiking in their dating profile.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Is it because everybody loves getting out into nature,

taking a big whiff of that alpine air and soaking up the great outdoors?

Absolutely.

No, it's not.

What?

Why not?

It's because it makes you look better when you tell people that you have hobbies besides yourself.

That's true.

I'm like, I'm a gold collector.

I have so much gold.

And if they just wrote walking, it wouldn't have sound as good.

Yeah, I'm a walker. You put hiking down because it makes other people more likely to want to sleep with you.

Okay.

And that's the way our entire society's built.

It's all about appearance, not so much substance. Isn't that right, Kim Kay?

And sh-

Oh. You sure, you could sit there and moan about it and say, eh, this is dumb, many people are stupid.

Or you can take advantage and have people think

that you're amazing when you're actually not that great.

Okay.

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