Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious Girl.

Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.

But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general,

and everything in between, an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.

All right, here we go.

I'm on my way for a hookup. I get a fucking speeding ticket. The guy's like, do you know how opposed you're going? You know how they use it? I was just like, fuck it, just give me the ticket. This is the first time I'm going to say it. I've never actually run across this. I just, his dick just was aesthetically. It was weird. It was kind of a weird shape.

But if I'm minute the guy, I'm very multi-argasmic.

I'm talking about sex.

Sex, sex, sex.

It's only the reason we're still here after all these years.

Hello.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla. So glad you're here listening to me. Well, welcome to the podcast that almost wasn't this episode, I mean, not the whole podcast. But this week has just been kind of off for me.

And we're not even that far into the week. Let me just tell you what's been going on.

But before I do, I want to jump right into letting you know, I've been getting your wonderful reviews on iTunes.

Thank you to everybody that's entering the contest. That means so much to me.

I am so appreciative. I cannot wait to see who the winner is. I cannot wait to have a phone call with somebody. A listener, this is going to be so much fun for me. I don't know. This might be

a better prize for me than it is for you. Trust me, I'm really excited about it.

But I need to clarify one thing about this month's contest. It has to be a new review, guys.

It cannot be that you are changing an old review that you've previously left because then I don't get more reviews.

The goal here is I'm really trying to add new reviews

and get people excited and incentivize people to leave reviews.

Now, because I appreciate everybody that's left reviews before,

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