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🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
| 0:03.3 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy, detective. Well, aren't you lucky, Jordan? I am. Stephen, you're lucky as well. I am lucky. Your friend. of course, Stephen, you're lucky because your life is rich with love. Oh, so. Oosing, dripping with love. Jordan, less so, but... Well, I did win the lottery, so that's pretty lucky. I just got back from Mexico City, Mexico, and I brought you guys a present. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's the same, it's the same, almost the same for each of you. Here you go, Jordan. Wow. It's a plastic gorilla with one eye. Yeah, so. Thank you. This is beautiful. What a beautiful boy. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.7 | It might be a lady. |
| 0:56.6 | I mean, look at them tinnies. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, and the dumper. |
| 1:00.3 | That's a lady's dumper if I ever seen one. |
| 1:02.7 | There's some hips on this go-go girl. |
| 1:04.6 | But I haven't. |
| 1:05.4 | That's what I call lady gorillas. |
| 1:06.7 | Right. |
| 1:07.1 | Go-go girls. |
| 1:08.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | Okay. The go is short for gorilla. |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, sure, sure. |
| 1:11.8 | Guerilla girls. |
| 1:12.8 | So this one doesn't have any eyes. |
| 1:15.3 | No. |
| 1:15.6 | The one you're giving to Stephen has no eyes. |
| 1:17.6 | My wife said to me, when I noticed that the two gorillas had a total of one eyes, my wife said to me, well, you should take off the one eye so that none of them have eyes. |
| 1:31.3 | And I just feel like you don't have to make everybody, you don't have to cut off your nose |
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