Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters episode 146. I'm your host Josh.

Today joined Bart, I'm Harry actually. I know you want to be me. I knew it. The caffeine's

already getting to me, man. Yeah, Harry has been drinking. He's drank like a massive pint of

coffee had one of those energy drinks. Now has another one. The new tonic, which Josh has given a

different name, but I won't say what. Because we really do appreciate them, Chris. They are another one. The new tonic, which Josh has given a different name, but I won't say

what, because we really do appreciate them, Chris. They are very nice. Yeah, but I've had a lot of

caffeine so far this morning. So might die. Maybe that'll be an exclusive for the podcast today. I might

die. But we'll see if I can get through the podcast without opening this and drinking more of it.

And if I do, we'll see what happens.

This is like a YouTube clickbait video.

I drank infinite caffeine.

Do I die?

Do you remember that episode of Futurama where Fry tries to drink?

I think it's like a thousand cups of coffee in a day.

I feel like I'm teetering on the edge when he's had 999.

How the roles have reversed.

Some of the prestige Lotus Eater's audience may remember.

The deep law.

Yeah, the deep law when it was Harry and I and another duo podcast in the old studio.

And I was basically vibrating like a hummingbird from caffeine.

That was when I was doing Carl Rittenhouse, I think,

and I was really concerned because you stayed silent the entire way through my segment.

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