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Brooke and Jeffrey

PODCAST: Mr. Perfect on Tinder

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We introduce to you the PICKIEST MAN ON THE PLANET.... We've never seen a dating profile with this many REQUIREMENTS in it...

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0:00.0

It's

0:04.0

picky. What does that make you think about?

0:06.0

They focus on all little details and they'll like not do stuff if it's not the way they want it.

0:12.0

Yeah, or maybe they're like scared of rejection themselves.

0:14.4

So they find reasons to not like you.

0:16.8

I don't know.

0:17.4

For me, the first thing I think about is food.

0:19.8

Oh, I think a lot of people are.

0:21.8

I was talking about food. Yeah, they're picky about what they eat.

0:24.0

No, I wasn't thinking that.

0:26.0

No, you weren't.

0:27.0

I bet you didn't know though.

0:29.0

Food is only the number two thing that people are most picky about.

0:32.0

The number one thing that people are most picky about the number one thing of

0:33.6

course is their romantic partner oh yeah and we should know after all the

0:40.0

second dates that we've done over the years on this show. We know exactly how finicky people

0:44.6

can be when it comes to dating. I don't date guys under six foot nine. They need to be between

0:51.6

28 and 28 and a half anything else is ick

0:55.8

Brown hair rich six-pack and they must have surgically enhanced foreheads

1:00.9

That's Alexis I was like did you read my text?

1:03.0

I don't understand why I'm so single.

1:05.0

It's probably because I'm an Aries, that's why.

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