PODCAST: Missed Connections (01/11/21)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2021
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Move in 92.5. |
| 0:02.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:03.0 | We made eye contact. |
| 0:04.0 | Miss connections. |
| 0:05.0 | That was me staring. |
| 0:07.0 | There's only two places in this world to find true love. |
| 0:10.0 | One is at a nudist colony for only Johnny Depp fans. |
| 0:14.0 | A lot of pirate role play happening over there. |
| 0:18.0 | The others on the pages of Craigslist.org |
| 0:22.0 | we scour that website every week to find the best |
| 0:25.0 | misconnections that they have to offer. This first one is titled |
| 0:29.0 | You Put My Heart Six Feet Under, Woman for man 49 cemetery says I wandered away from the funeral I was |
| 0:38.3 | attending because I got bored oh god I hate that They should up the entertainment level of funerals, yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | As I ambled around, I noticed you leaning against your hearse smoking a cigarette. |
| 0:51.0 | You were a tall bald man with a soft body of a professional bowler. |
| 0:56.6 | Oh! |
| 0:57.6 | I was the blonde in the black dress with the black hat and the black gloves. |
| 1:02.6 | Okay, you're really going to stand out in a cemetery. |
| 1:05.6 | That outfit. |
| 1:06.6 | I has to bum a smoke off you, and you obliged. |
| 1:09.7 | We chatted a little and whimsically bantered about the insignificance of life. |
| 1:13.8 | Oh, well, they've got a point. |
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