Move it's at 92.5.

Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this, let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Oh, excuse me, miss, did you invent the airplane?

No. Because you seem right for me. Did you Yeah, we got it. With a W.

And whatever you do, resist the urge to tell them, you normally date first class, not coach.

Yeah.

That's a rich burn.

Instead, ask him if he's interested in checking out your cargo hold to make sure everything's good down there.

Oh, damn.

That's when you give him the number to the loser line.

So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

voicemails like this one.

Next message.

Hey, hey Helen, he's d's.

I don't know if you remember we met the other night at bar.

I thought we had a good time, we had a good conversation.

Funny thing, though, is I'm legally blind, without my contacts and I did not have my contacts in so I

can't recall correctly what you look like but you know I I liked your voice that I remember but anyway I was

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