PODCAST: Loser Line (10/26/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

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0:00.0	Move it's 92.5.
0:02.0	M, hey girl.
0:04.0	What's up with you?
0:05.0	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:06.0	It's, um, the loser line.
0:08.0	Come on, just call me back.
0:10.0	If you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this, let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:19.0	Oh, I'm sorry, madame. I am an artist. It is my job to stare at the beautiful woman.
0:27.0	He's French.
0:29.0	After he says that try not to fall for that sensual accent.
0:33.6	He sounds like the cook from the little mermaid.
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:37.6	Or the candle from Beauty and the Beast.
0:39.6	Be Algase.
0:41.8	Lumea.
0:43.0	Yeah, that's his name.
0:44.0	Instead, just give him the digits to the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
0:48.3	that we can play on the air.
0:49.8	Voicemails like this one.
0:51.2	Next message.
0:52.2	Hi, Stacy, this is a professor.
0:54.0	Uh, I know it's perhaps a little out of the blue for me to be calling you, perhaps that's why you screened
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