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Brooke and Jeffrey

PODCAST: Loser Line (10/19/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Move in 92.5.

0:02.0

M, hey girl.

0:03.5

What's up with you?

0:04.5

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

0:06.0

It's, um, the loser line.

0:08.0

Come on, just call me back.

0:10.0

If you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this, let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

0:18.0

Hey, babe, don't know if you heard, there's a big sale in my bedroom right now.

0:23.0

All clothes are 100% off.

0:27.0

I kind of like it.

0:30.0

Freak!

0:31.0

J-it-it-it-it-it-it-it- like it's better than bogo. Whatever you do resist the urge to throw up on his

0:37.4

$75 Ed Hardy t-shirt instead suck it up and tell him you're very single and very lonely.

0:45.0

And that's when you give him the number to the loser line.

0:48.0

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

0:52.0

Voicemails like this one.

0:53.0

Next message.

0:54.0

Yo Jessica, what's happening baby girl?

0:57.0

It's Brian kisses.

0:59.0

Just want to give you a ringy to say with Shaken.

1:02.0

Not sure if you remember me we met at Starbs you remember

1:05.3

you remember I was the one who ordered the Trente caramel Maciato you know the

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