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Brooke and Jeffrey

PODCAST: Loser Line (03/08/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

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0:00.0

I'm Paul Muldoon, a poet who over the past several years has had the good fortune to record

0:08.0

hours of conversations with one of the world's greatest songwriters, Sir Paul McCartney.

0:14.0

The result is our new podcast, McCartney, A Life in lyrics.

0:20.7

Listen to McCartney, A Life in lyrics on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever

0:28.5

you get your podcasts.

0:30.0

Mothers and daughters, it's always a complicated relationship.

0:33.9

At that moment, I fell in love with heroin, like I spent so much of my life trying so hard not

0:39.5

to be like you. Oh my god, I don't want to do this right now. Join me for some raw and honest

0:45.1

conversations with my mom. This is Crums. It's a show about the things we settle for and the

0:51.0

bits on ourselves that make us who we are. Listen to Crums season two on the iHeart radio app,

0:57.1

Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:00.6

Welcome to Crash Course, a podcast about business, political and social disruption,

1:05.9

and what we can learn from it. I'm Tim O'Brien. Every week on Crash Course, I'm going to bring

1:11.4

listeners directly into the arenas where epic uppivils occur, and I'm going to explore the lessons

1:17.0

we can learn when creativity and ambition collide with competition and power. Listen to Crash Course

1:24.2

every Tuesday on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:41.0

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

1:45.7

while you're out at the club and uses this charming pick-up line on you.

1:49.6

Lex, excuse me, but you're hot, and well, I'm not, so maybe we could come together and make

1:57.0

average-looking babies? Whatever you do, don't let them see your eyes roll and discuss. Instead,

2:09.8

tell them that with a few major and a couple of minor plastic surgeries, you wouldn't mind giving

2:15.0

him a shot, and that's when you give him the digits to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves

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